The Elitist

Which one is the elitist again?

I'm a PC

All you smarmy, hipster, Apple fanboy lam-o's can suck a big one:

Things I'm Looking Forward To

1. Meeting our new dog next weekend.
2. Baseball's post season (featuring a team I like, but won't talk about until it actually happens)
3. Seeing the new Ricky Gervais movie
4. The election of a Democratic president (finally)
5. A few video games: Fable 2, Gears of War 2, and Little Big Planet
6. The end of worrying about Lynette's job
7. The birth of Catherine's baby girl (this list is in no particular order)
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Pie Chart

Fifty People, One Question

Fifty People, One Question: Restored from Benjamin Reece on Vimeo

(from yesbutnobutyes)

Pop Versus Soda REDUX

Where I come from we call it POP, jerkstore!

Claremont HD

The insanity is mesmerizing.


Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD from adam kimmel on Vimeo.

Anti-theft Lunchbag is GENIUS

(Read about it on Lifehacker.)

I want to believe

(stolen from Holy Taco)

Tina Fey as Palin on SNL = HILARIOUS

Nevermind. I guess NBC wants you cheap bastards to pay for it. But I reckon you'll just forget about it and move on with your day. Smart business model there, NBC! Way to go!

What did you say about my wang?

(from Sify News via Boing Boing)

Indian-White argument over genitals leaves three killed

Friday, 12 September , 2008, 08:28

Durban: Three men were shot dead and two left injured after an argument between a group of Indian and white visitors to a bar here, allegedly over the size of genitals. Superintendent Muzi Mngomezulu of the South African police confirmed that five people were arrested in the early hours of Thursday morning in connection with the shootings, which erupted after a confrontation between white and Indian patrons of the bar late on Wednesday evening. Two of them were in possession of firearms believed to have been used in the killings. A worker at the bar, who requested anonymity for fear of reprisal, said a customer of Indian origin had remarked to a white customer while they were both at the urinal in the bar that his penis was bigger than that of the white customer. "After both men returned to their friends, the two groups began swearing at each other before the group of five Indian men left the scene and all returned with firearms. They opened fire and three guys died on the spot. The other two were rushed to St. Augustine's Hospital, where I am told they are critical." Mngomezulu said the argument is believed to have been racially motivated, although he could not confirm the incident at the urinal. Durban is home to two-thirds of South Africa's 1.2 million Indians, with the unique Indian accent there often being the butt of jokes by comedians and arguments sometimes erupting over it in social environments if it is maligned by other groups.

Republicans are Liars.

MORE Seinfeld and Gates!

I love these commercials! There's something about Bill Gates' inability to act and Jerry Seinfeld's mastery of subtlety that has me hooked on these "commercials." This one is long and will probably be broken up into a few TV spots.

Pop Versus Soda

To all the bastards who made/make fun of me for saying pop. In your face, Space Coyote!

Seinfeld + Gates = WTF

Can't... stop... watching... this commercial. What does it all mean, Basil? I've seen this many times already and for some odd reason I find it pleasing and subtly humorous. But I don't know why. Granted, I'm already a fan of Jerry Seinfeld, but the absurdity of this commercial is weirdly beautiful. Interpretations are welcome.

Stand Up to Cancer

A film by Errol Morris.

McCain's Voicemail to Palin Leaked to Press

Get ready to laugh. Get ready to laugh.
LINK

Back to Work

Hi Readers. There's a pun in the title of this post and it is intended. I was out sick yesterday with a sore back. Actually, it was extremely sore. White hot piercing knives kind of sore. I woke up with it and decided I was not going to sit in an office all day dealing with it.

Apparently, having a catch with Lynette tweaked something in my upper back. Maybe it's just sore muscles. I feel better. I didn't exercise at all last week, so maybe it was my body smacking me upside the head.

So I purchased the game Spore on Sunday. Even though it looks highly suspicious, I did not play hooky to stay home and play Spore all day. But that is what it looks like.

Anyway, Spore is awesome. You'll love it.

Spore releases tomorrow!

This game is going to be awesome. And it finally comes out tomorrow!

Idiots for McCain