Friday, September 14, 2012

Man I'm the Best!

Suddenly I am the Best Man at two weddings next year.  Two.  And they're both occurring in the same month.  Maybe I should organize a joint bachelor party.  That way I'll only have to spend money on one hooker.  And if she accidentally dies there'll be more arms to carry the body.  Win - win.

Wait, do I need to bake two penis cakes now? Shit.

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