Thursday, March 6, 2014


Arguing with a coworker about where to get the better hamburger. We nearly came to blows. Not really, but I did give them my patented WTF face. Like I'm about to let someone from New England tell me what constitutes good food. (They drink this crap called Coffeemilk that looks like that frothy white shit that gathers at the corners of old men's mouths.) It's pretty much a fact that most of the East coast is clueless about good food, with the exception of Carolina region (they make some wonderful bbq). The thin New York style pizza is a joke, and cheese steaks are disgusting. Here in the DC area the food styles are so homogenized that there's no real taste that stands out. (A "half smoke"? It's called a Polish sausage and Chicago has perfected it.)

Is this rant ironic? Yep. Am I perpetuating the us vs. them foodie war? Yep. Do I care? Nope.

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