1. The onset of a spontaneous headache.
2. No milk.
3. Sales tax causing my $2.99 egg sandwich to be $3.29 when I only have three singles.
4. The cursive Q (it looks like a friggin 2).
5. Anything manila.
6. Dave Matthews Band
8. Community (Chevy Chase is an asshole).
9. Redskins (the derogatory name, not the team).