Hyperthermia? Today? I'm at risk? Are you sure? It's going to be a hot summer day? Water is good for me? Getting thirsty is bad? Will I get sweaty? Will you get sweaty? Will newscasters accost me as I try to enter the Metro? "How are you dealing with this heat?" How soon will my parents call to one-up my hot weather with their own hot weather? How long will my mother talk about the people she works with that I haven't met and how they dealt with the heat?