Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Walk

I don't like walking behind people who are walking SLIGHTLY slower than me because when I attempt to pass the person there's usually a few moments where we're seemingly walking side-by-side.

Passing the REALLY slow people is a lot easier because I blow by them like they're standing still.

So here's my advice, America: Either walk like a fucking champion or walk like you just got fired.

No comments: