And now...

I would like to formally introduce you to my future son/daughter. He/she will be trained in all ways Lego and Star Wars. He/she will be heir to my vast kingdom and paltry comic book collection. He/she will follow in his/her father's footsteps and dutifully cheer on the Chicago Bears.

Lynette and I began clearing out our second bedroom to make room for him/her. A larger storage unit was rented and Operation: Baby Room has begun.