You know what, this whole internet thing is really starting to mess with me. Due to flooding in Puerto Rico someone captured on video a freaking SHARK swimming down the STREET.
Goodbye. I'll be holed up in my second floor condo for the next few days. Of course I'll be safe from sharks, but EARTHQUAKES, not so much. Come on! If a fucking snake slithers out of my toilet I'm gonna lose it, man. Or if a single frog falls from the sky, it's over man. Game over.
I'm not done reliving the experience of an earthquake yet. And now there's a HURRICANE on its way. Where the hell do I live?! I'm still trying to figure out how to pick up my son from daycare in a timely manner every night... and now I have to worry about sharks in the street?