Shirt's too big. Hopefully, that'll be my biggest problem today. And honestly, it's not really a problem. Because anyone who's ever worn a big shirt will tell you, it's pretty gosh darn comfortable. Right now I'd settle for, "Wow, that guy looks comfortable," versus, "Wow, that fat guy's shirt is too small!" It's my current shape so I've got to make it work somehow. If it were one of the colder seasons I'd go with a closet full of hockey jerseys.
Remember when I told you my boss quit about a month ago. Well, now my boss's boss quit yesterday. I'm this close to standing on my cubicle desk and declaring myself emperor. Gonna usurp this bitch up in here.