Here's what I'm thinking: The flood was symbolic. Because I'm never going back to my old cubicle. While on vacation in Illinois I received a job offer and gladly accepted it.
So, I am happy to announce that after seven years of faithful, devoted work at the Department on Disabilities Services I am resigning and moving over to the Department of Mental Health. My new workplace is the Saint Elizabeth (Psychiatric) Hospital in Washington DC. I handed my boss a letter of resignation today.
Stayed tuned to find out if I am making a huge mistake!