Run for your life! The Washington area is predicting a "wintery mix" today with an accumulation of 1 to 3 inches of snow. You know what that means... martial law.
For a couple hours today, bread and milk will be used as currency as people stock their alpine strongholds. Store shelves will go bare. People will be fighting in the streets over toilet paper and bottled water. Rules of the road will be no more as we struggle to survive in a world covered with 1 to 3 treacherous inches of snow. It's survival of the fittest now, folks. I pray you have enough Fruity Pebbles and low fat cream cheese.
See you on the other side!
If I don't make it, tell my family I love them!