Am I the only person who knows how to make popcorn in the microwave?
Seriously. What is the correlation between a typical office setting and burning the f*ck out of popcorn in the microwave?! Obviously, these people are starting the microwave with the popcorn inside, but do they think some heroic figure is going to come along and rescue their burning popcorn??
Oh crap, was that hero supposed to be me? Dammit, I have too many duties here!
(hehe - duties)