Robe Guy

Things:

• A woman called me Jim this morning.  I responded by calling her Pam.  She didn't get it.  Such is my life.
• Some people read the newspaper on the train with the gusto of a dim-witted, intoxicated teenage gum-smacker.
• A coworker is angry with me because I pointed out some dead roaches near her cubicle.  Like I decide where roaches die.
• My dog is sick and I'm willing to bet I'll need to clean up vomit when I get home tonight. Need or want?  Or should?
• My vacation starts in three days. Two not counting today.  I may or may not wear pants for the duration.  
• Speaking of not wearing pants, I should buy a nice robe.  I can be a robe guy.  THEN I can start writing my novel...
• I'll wait and ask for a robe at Christmas.