I got new shoes.
It's not an important fact, just a fact. People always feel compelled to announce that they got new shoes.
"Got new shoes!"
Truth is, no one cares if I got new shoes. I know they don't care. I was mostly making chit chat. It's a typical Monday morning anyway. There's only so many conversations about Mother's Day I can have before my interested look turns into my hungry look. Fortunately, my coworkers don't know me very well and can't tell the difference yet.