Thursday, May 12, 2011

The moving walkway is about to end.

There are two types of people in the world: People who walk up the escalator, and people who won't get the heck out of my way! Seriously, it ain't a ride, citizens! There's no camera taking your picture that you can purchase at the top.  It's a mode of conveyance.  And unless you're old, injured, or a tourist walking up the escalator gets you to where you need to be faster. 

Same goes for the "moving walkway" at the airport.  They're designed to be walked on. Hence, the name moving WALKWAY.  What's next, America, a car that parks itself?  Lazy bastards.

But seriously. Let's burn some calories, yes?  "For your health!"

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