Thursday, September 15, 2011

Whatever, Trevor

There's two kinds of people in the world: People who eat disgusting green bananas, and people people who wait until they've turned a delicious speckled brown color.

There's two kinds of people in the world: People who know who played the lead in Teen Wolf Too, and morons.

There's two kinds of people in the world: People who talk on their cell phones in public, and those of us who play out fantasies in our heads where we beat the crap out of the douchebag blathering on his cell two feet away from me on the bus.

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