Pretzels

I'm not a big fan of the pretzel and usually don't eat them. Unless a bowl of them is placed in front of me and there's no other food option within arm's reach. Then I eat them like I'm in a pretzel eating contest that I have no choice but to win because mobsters have a bunch of money riding on my success and if I don't win something bad will happen to me. And if I lose I'd have to hole up in some crappy motel somewhere and sneak back to my apartment because I forgot my lucky watch - no, wait, that was Pulp Fiction. Sorry. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, right: I'm not a big fan of the pretzel.