Y'all know astrology is a crock of shit, right? Okay, just checking. Because if someone suddenly told me that the Chicago Bears were actually the Green Bay Packers and I was rooting for the wrong team all along there'd be Hell to pay. I know that's a stupid simplification of the recent zodiac situation, but considering how many people believe in it I would have thought there's be more outrage and maybe some denunciations. Funny creatures, humans.
I understand that similar arguments can be made about many religions and specifically Christianity, so if suddenly some scrolls are found somewhere and it's discovered that Jesus' name wasn't Jesus after all but rather Dakota or something equally disheartening I might have some inner reflecting to do. That's why I'm curious about the lack of pissed off tarot card readers and wacky, cat hoarding aunts of the world.
What's next? Fortune cookies are actually baked by Canadians? Pfft.
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