Overheard on a Sidewalk in Brooklyn

1. Hipster #1: Yeah, we're calling the concert 'Yuppicide,' get it?
2. Hipster #2: Dude, that's awesome. Fuck those assholes.
3. Hipster #1: Shit, what time is it?
4. Hipster #2: I don't know. 1:30 or some shit? Why?
5. Hipster #1: I gotta meet my girl at the park and told her I'd grab her a Frappuccino from Starbucks first.

From The Desonesto Doctrine