Dude on the train trying to convince his buddy to go to Russia for a week because the hookers are more attractive there. Then I started thinking: I have never been out of this country (except for a couple trips into Windsor, Ontario, which doesn't really count because it's basically still Detroit). I don't even have a passport. Gosh, where should I go? There's so many places in Europe I'd love to see. Getting a cup of coffee in Italy is on my list. And renting a scooter and driving through some French countryside. And having a beer in Germany and/or Ireland and/or Scotland. And I heard the hookers in Russia are pretty hot.
Then there's Asia. I had a fascination with India after reading Maugham's The Razor's Edge as a young college student. I thought I'd do that someday, abandon everything and live in India for a spell. (I did that, but kept it continental.)
Honestly though, I think I'd stick to the more tropical locales. The Caribbean. I just want to sit on a beach and do nothing except look out onto the ocean. I guess I can do that continentally, too. Like Hemingway in the Keys. Yeah, I think I need to be more like Ernest Hemingway. Minus moving the Florida keys and committing suicide, I want to be Ernest Hemingway. I'm gonna start working on that.